Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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