alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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