No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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