I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
id be glad to
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Enjoy the penises
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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