The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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