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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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