i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
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