yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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