Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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