my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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