I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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