Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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