Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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