i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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