What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Randomize
