why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
It's shark week go big or go home
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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