I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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