So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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