I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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