I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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