Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
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