She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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