Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Randomize
