come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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