Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
how do flat chested girls get laid?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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