I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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