Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Randomize
