normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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