Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
You took a bar mat shot.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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