i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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