it was like his penis was on wheels.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
He did a backflip because drugs
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