Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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