It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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