Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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