dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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