Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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