If i come over, it means nothing
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
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