so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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