New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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