I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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