I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
It's blow job season.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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