its not stalking. its research.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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