If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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