Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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