just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
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