scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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