Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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