i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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