I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I could make wine with my vomit
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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