Your tits are I can't wait for
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
