singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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