Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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