So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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