# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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